Jan
Jan
Shanae Grimes Tongue - She’s Looking for Glory
We all know that Hayden Pantonesomething from Heroes is the champion tongue sticker outer. But it seems like the skinny chick from 90210 (wait, they are all skinny, right? -well whatever) is trying to take over the top spot. Maybe she grew up in a house that only had KISS records. Maybe she learned how to pose for pictures by watching shows on VH1. Whatever the cause, Shanae needs to learn something specific if she wants to knock Hayden off her perch. Hayden licks things. Like statues’ butts. So until you put the tongue ON something (like maybe an Ice Cream Cone, Miss Skinny) then you will never be the queen.
But whatever - go look at Shanae Grimes Tongue Pics
EDIT: She needs to get some Nair.
Jan
The Superficial Galleria - We Have a Store!
Yep - that’s right. The Gallery now has a store. The beauty up above there is a Mousepad. I guess you could also use it for a really shitty towel. But we have other stuff, too. Shirts, a Tote Bag (get totin’!) and some more shirts.
So head on over to the Superficial Galleria and buy some shit. And watch for new products being added regularly!
