Wednesday, January 07, 2009

A carrot interlube, I mean interlude...

Whilst writing my epic review of 2008 I thought it was time for another naughtyish doodle caption time.
The Merry Whatever Caption, turned up some funny results, gosh you lot are perverts.

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Friday, January 02, 2009

Drinking, sleeping and twitching the new year in.


I shall hop on the bandwagon (well get lifted on) and say "Holy Fuck Shit its 2009" or in other words "Happy New Year and all that stuff".
Yep I am foul mouthed, uncouth slob.

I bet you thought I had drowned myself in that bowl of soup..... Or that I am a lazy sod.
There will be no resolutions for 2009 for me, as I already have enough to do on my 'lists' and you should realise by now, how bloody well I do with them. If you by chance do not know how I do with lists and resolutions, here is a clue 'SHIT'.
New Years Eve was spent with Rob and Emma, the real life versions of Blow Up Rob and Emma.Wine was drunk and merriment was had. I normally dislike New Years Eve mainly because its over rated and in recent years it serves as a reminder that my grandma has shuffled off this mortal coil. As it was her birthday on that day. Don't worry I am not going to burst into a rendition of 'Grandma, we love you' (click that link at your peril). Anyhoo I had a good time, with good friends.
New Years Day was spent sleeping, eating, sleeping and erm eating, not the best start.
New Years Day mark two, Jan 2nd was spent twitching with the dad and having a stroll round the local nature reserve. Its a lovely place, ideally situated next to a.....Landfill Site. The gulls love it anyways.

The obligatory review of 2008 post is coming soon!
(ish)
Happy New Year!

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Sunday, December 28, 2008

Caramelised Root Vegetable

Want the recipe that goes with the pictures?
Go to A Thousand Soups to read my guest post.

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Saturday, December 27, 2008

Merry whatever round up


Another Christmas bites the dust in usual over feeding stylee.
Those that follow me on twitter know that I was up till ridiculous o clock cooking the turkey. I would rather say up late, than get up early any day. Even though I babysit it for hours, I still managed to roast the ruddy thing upside down. I was most upset that it had no breast, until I turned it right side up, whoops. Still tasted bloody nice though. Another thing I like about twitter is twitpic that way I could inform everyone in a pictorial way, of the turkeys progress (upside down progress).  Most people thought that certain pictures were too graphic.... So I have added twitter and twitpic to my sidebars so you can stalk me more effectively. Its micro blogging at its best and great when you cant be arsed writing something lengthy, which sums me up lately.


Through the miracle of technology I got to see the nephews in Hamburg opening presents and their dad flashing his arse (thanks Ste, not). It was great seeing them, but not ste's arse. Twas a quiet Christmas for the rest of it, with just the folks and me. Plus a ton of food and usual Christmas TV watching. Everyone will be home next year, everyone being sisters, nephews, sisters other halves etc. So I may run off somewhere else, only joking .....(heh).

PS: Nobody light a match near me: turkey,sprouts and cabbage = Danger to the environment and possible gaseous explosion. I know too much information, but I cant stop eating the stuff! Halp!

PPS: Also you will have to wait till the 12th day of never to see photograph of new do, or until I am drunk and take a photograph that  I like. 

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Merry whatever caption

 Can you think of the same caption I was thinking? 
Longer post on its way sometime today, hope you all had a good festive time, or you at least survived it.

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