Thursday, January 08, 2009

The Devil Gets a Wii



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Monster's Carcass Found On Beach in Britain

THE grisly remains of a mysterious razor-fanged beast have been found washed up on a beach.

A shocked surfer discovered a carcass “the size of a calf . . . with massive, canine teeth”.

The monster was spotted near Downend Point on Croyde Beach, Devon.

Surfer Jason Poulton, 37, stumbled upon the remains at sunset on Tuesday — the day the Forestry Commission officially confirmed big cats DO live in Britain.

“It had massive teeth, a flat head and large eye sockets. It was about five feet long.”

Some locals suggested it could be a seal, but The Marine Conservation Society and the National Seal Sanctuary both stated it was not.

PC Chris Tucker, of Braunton Police, said: “It has black fur. It looks quite beast-like with those teeth.”

Sergeant Jeff Pearce added: “It could be a sea lion — and that in itself would be unusual as they don’t live in our waters.”

Last night, in a further twist, police reported the beast’s skull STOLEN.

Sgt Pearce said: “We don’t know who’s taken it — but it’s not there any more.” via

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Barbie Creator Was A Sex Addict, Ken Was Gay

Jack Ryan, the man who made Barbie a household name in the 70's, was a full blown sex addict for a penchant for tall blonds in heels. Surprised? Meh.

From Toy Monster: The Big, Bad World of Mattel:

Ryan's friend, Stephen Gnass, confides to the author: "When Jack talked about creating Barbie . . . it was like listening to somebody talk about a sexual episode, almost like listening to a sexual pervert . . ." Ryan took calls at Mattel from a madam and patronized "high-class call girls to streetwalkers," including a "very thin and child-like" hooker. The book claims that Ryan "somehow rationalized that he was the only man in her life" until he was diagnosed with gonorrhea.

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Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Introducing Apple's New MacBook Wheel

Say goodbye to typing?

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

When Afro-Americans Don't Wear NIKES...


...THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!!



Rihanna is Rumored to be Engaged…Again: Photo to Prove it?


Rihanna is rumored to be engaged…again. She was said to be sporting a “gigantic diamond” on her wedding ring finger backstage at Rihanna and Chris Brown’s London concert. Above is a photo of the supposed engagement ring. "Friends" of the couple told The Sun that he proposed on New Years.

She wore fingerless gloves with a ring on her left ring finger. However, it does not look like a typical engagement ring to me. It is a flower shaped diamond ring that matches her bracelet.
Source:
http://hollywooddame.com/2009/01/06/rihanna-and-chris-brown-engaged/

New Raf Simons Sneakers

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Space-aged in sleek leather, these Raf Simons shoes are poised to take over your closet and keep your style remarkably fresh. Industrial design adds more than a hint of interest– these shoes are a slap in the face to the casual observer and a punch to a shoe aficionado– and they mix up classic and streetwear styles for a look that’s basically guaranteed to planet rock. Wear them with anything, everything, and more. Sizes 39-44. [$567 at colette]

Splinter the Wooden Supercar Sports Car

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A first peek at Splinter the Wooden Supercar and we thought this was a wooden replica of a Lamborghini. But there’s more to it. This high end sports car is the graduation project of Joe Harmon - a North Carolina State University student. Crafted entirely out of wood, it’s expected to weigh a good 2500 lbs and should roar at nothing less than 600 hp from its twin supercharged, 4.6litre V8 engine.

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Haha...It's always the FAT kid.


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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

A Cell Phone Hand Gun: HELLO? -BANG!

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When you’re a trained assassin, it can be difficult to finds a place on your outfit to store both your gun AND your cell phone. This concept phone is actually a concept. The cell phone rests inside the guns handle, which would theoretically make it look like you were holding a gun to your head whenever you tried to make a phone call.[Wired]