So, do you ever wake up in the morning, and....as you're lying there, trying to figure out who you are and where you're at and whose pants you're wearing this time....have fabulous ideas? Because I do. And the fabulousarity of these ideas is matched...

This past weekend was the last weekend before school starts for the kiddies around here and to tell you the truth Im more than ready for them to be back at school. Dont get me wrong. I like kids over all. I evenhavekids, which Im quite fond of more...

Well, Monday was an interesting day. I woke up with no voice to speak of. And no voice to speak with, either, of course. Just in case you weren't paying attention. The best I could manage was a guttural, squeaky growl. Think Louis Armstrong, if he...

Folks, I'm going to try being serious tonight....or at least as serious as I can manage... which, frankly, isn't all that fricking serious. I might take off the clown shoes, but I'll still have the red nose and the Groucho Marx glasses on. It's never...

I bought flowers this week. There were boobs involved. The boobs were not anyone special in my life though. And neither are the flowers for anyone special either. Perhaps I should explain. (Just for the record, I also used to buy my ex-wife flowers...